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بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician (it is said) were holidaying in Scotland. Glancing from a train window, they observed a black sheep in the middle of a field.
How interesting,observed the astronomer, all Scottish sheep are black
To which the physicist responded, "No, no! Some Scottish sheep are black
The mathematician gazed heavenward in supplication, and then intoned, "In Scotland there exists at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black
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A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.
First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate
The biologists: "They have reproduced
The mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again
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A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!" The mathematician replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve
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A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine
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